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Tania the Tonsorial Artist

Tania is a first class tonsorial artist. Barber Fetish? Looking for a Los Angeles escort? GFE + sexy barber = Tania the Tonsorial artist.

Who says going to the barber has to be boring? I know how to shake things up and add some serious sizzle to your grooming routine. Get ready to be seduced by my charm and skill. I will take you on a journey to pure ecstasy. Whether you're in the mood for a sensual haircut or something more adventurous, I have the secret touch to make your dreams come true. Book your appointment now and discover the pleasure of the Erotic Barber.

With my 14 years behind the chair as a hairstylist and 15+ years as a companion I have matched the two worlds and created an experience like no other. 


Please include your screening information. I will need a photo of your ID or linkedin with 100+ contacts, as well as your phone number. I rarely do same day bookings. 

I look forward to our time...

XO, Tania

What you see:

long dark hair 

dark deep set eyes

full kissable lips 

36 DDD, 28, 37

soft but dangerous curves

5ft 3in tall 

125 lbs

heavily tattooed

glowing skin 

long nails and pedicured feet

killer legs

What you get:

Let yourself succumb to the luxuriousness of a sexy haircut experience. As you take a seat and gaze into the mirror, you feel yourself being seduced by your stylist. With each stroke of the comb, and snip of the scissors, your hair falls into a beautiful, sensual masterpiece. This romantic and intimate experience will leave you feeling empowered and irresistible, ready to conquer the world with your new found confidence. 


My love of music and sharing a delicious meal are only the beginning. I enjoy going to comedy shows, watching a burlesque performance, or even cuddling up and watching your favorite movie. I love to dance whether it's out on the town or at my private studio on my pole. Star gazing and travelling the globe with someone to enjoy it with and just take it all in is what I daydream about. I made my first trip overseas a few years ago and had the most amazing time. I'm fascinated by people and places. A lover of stories and views. People's point of view, as well as beautiful views of sunsets and beaches, and crowded cities I've never been to. Meeting new friends and reminiscing with familiar lovers excites me. 


"Time with Tania was amazing and I felt like I was getting reaquainted with an old friend. She is smart, funny, and incredibly sexy. She treated me so well from the moment I walked in, all the way up until I left. There was never an awkward moment and this was one of my top experiences I've ever had, in every area"

"There are definitely no words that define Tania, a beautiful woman, a woman who is a stampede of passion from which you were not expecting, a lover of her profession who gives 190% of herself so that her partner feels in heaven, she shows passion, and shows that the most important thing is you in the time that you are with her, in a few words she is the closest to the definition of companion"

"The service - Was 2nd to none . Excellent communicator and true professional . She wants to cater to your every desire , if she can facilitate it . She smells amazing and looks even better , photos don’t do her justice . Amazing artwork all over her body and if your lucky you can come face to face with an amazing sexy tiger . I can’t stress enough how relaxing our time was , we spent what felt like hours discussing vacations , life , tattoos , hobbies , like and dislikes . I finished with a shower and bid fair well ."

"I cant wait to see her again, and i’m almost positive that she will meet me wherever i might be next. I’ve never felt so happy to serve as beautiful & happy a creature as she is, and she generously shared her energy and magic with me, and made me feel like serving and worshipping her was what i was born to do. That might sound crazy, but in the moment with her, it doesnt seem crazy at all. It just seems like a delight you would never expect to experience."

"Tania provides a unique experience. She is very professional in all aspects. The haircut was top-notch. Her presence and skills after the haircut were top-notch. Put them together and Tania provides an experience that should be tried at least once (or again and again and again ). She is also just a warm and genuine person that is great to talk with."

"Her incall is immaculate and well set up, from the lighting/decor to the her playlist. I tend to be a bit nervous when meeting with a provider for the first time but she has a very charming and disarming personality about her that'll put anyone at ease. Also the haircut acts as a good icebreaker to get know each other a bit before the fun starts. She's very easy to talk to and gives a real good cut."

"She started off by giving me a literally life changing haircut and excellent sartorial advice.
After a quick rinse we got to know each other. Tania has intense personal energy and I got completely lost. Afterwards I felt like she’d hit my factory reset button.
Do yourself a favor and book time in Tania’s chair, there’s nothing else like it."

Los Angeles
Haircuts are an additional 50 when you book 2 hours or less. 
Outcall +100

Private incall downtown Los Angeles
60 min/700 
90 min/900 

120 min/1200 preferred first date 

Add 100 to any same day request after 10pm.

Longer bookings include a free haircut and require social time or a meal.

4 hour dinner/2000            
6 hour dessert/2500            
8 hour drinks/3000          
10 hours passion/3500          
12 hours  pleasure/4000
Overnights require 8 hours sleep/24 hours
stay the night/6000 24hrs         
plan the weekend/8000 48hrs 

FBSM incall only

60 min/300
90 min/500
120 min/700

Spa Packages
Just a haircut/150
Haircut+qv or bng/350
Haircut+30min FBSM/300
Haircut+60min FBSM/400
add on manscaping +100
add on beard trim+40

FMTY available with 2 weeks notice. Passport ready and love to travel.

Screening is always required. I see all genders, races, sexual orientations, and abilities. Please be at least 21 years old to book with me. Deposits of 100 are always required and can be made via cashapp, venmo, Uber gift cards, or Amazon gift cards. 50% deposit required for tour dates and anything booked for 4 hours or more.

Ask me about my cancellation policy.




When contacting me, please include your phone number and real name.  You can also include days/times you are interested in seeing me. I am happy to answer questions about availability and general location. Once you are screened and deposit is paid you will receive my location and I am happy to answer more detailed questions you may have. My homebase is Seattle. I do tour often. You can get to know me more by following me on twitter and instagram linked below. I post travel dates and have many photos and videos. I look forward to meeting you! I'm just an email away....

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Available hours

Monday 8pm-midnight

Tuesday 8pm-midnight

Wednesday 7am-midnight

Thursday 7am-midnight

Friday 7am-midnight

Saturday 8pm-midnight

Sunday 9am-midnight

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