Tania the Tonsorial Artist
Tania is a first class tonsorial artist.
Who says going to the barber has to be boring? I know how to shake things up and add some serious sizzle to your grooming routine. Get ready to be seduced by my charm and skill. I will take you on a journey to pure ecstasy. Whether you're in the mood for a sensual haircut or something more adventurous, I have the secret touch to make your dreams come true. Book your appointment now and discover the pleasure of the Erotic Barber.
With my 14 years behind the chair as a hairstylist and 15+ years as a companion I have matched the two worlds and created an experience like no other.
Please include your screening information. I will need a photo of your ID or linkedin with 100+ contacts, as well as your phone number. I rarely do same day bookings.
I look forward to our time...
What you see:
long dark hair
dark deep set eyes
full kissable lips
36 DDD, 28, 37
soft but dangerous curves
5ft 3in tall
long nails and pedicured feet
What you get:
Let yourself succumb to the luxuriousness of a sexy haircut experience. As you take a seat and gaze into the mirror, you feel yourself being seduced by your stylist. With each stroke of the comb, and snip of the scissors, your hair falls into a beautiful, sensual masterpiece. This romantic and intimate experience will leave you feeling empowered and irresistible, ready to conquer the world with your new found confidence.
My love of music and sharing a delicious meal are only the beginning. I enjoy going to comedy shows, watching a burlesque performance, or even cuddling up and watching your favorite movie. I love to dance whether it's out on the town or at my private studio on my pole. Star gazing and travelling the globe with someone to enjoy it with and just take it all in is what I daydream about. I made my first trip overseas a few years ago and had the most amazing time. I'm fascinated by people and places. A lover of stories and views. People's point of view, as well as beautiful views of sunsets and beaches, and crowded cities I've never been to. Meeting new friends and reminiscing with familiar lovers excites me.
"Time with Tania was amazing and I felt like I was getting reaquainted with an old friend. She is smart, funny, and incredibly sexy. She treated me so well from the moment I walked in, all the way up until I left. There was never an awkward moment and this was one of my top experiences I've ever had, in every area"
"There are definitely no words that define Tania, a beautiful woman, a woman who is a stampede of passion from which you were not expecting, a lover of her profession who gives 190% of herself so that her partner feels in heaven, she shows passion, and shows that the most important thing is you in the time that you are with her, in a few words she is the closest to the definition of companion"
"The service - Was 2nd to none . Excellent communicator and true professional . She wants to cater to your every desire , if she can facilitate it . She smells amazing and looks even better , photos don’t do her justice . Amazing artwork all over her body and if your lucky you can come face to face with an amazing sexy tiger . I can’t stress enough how relaxing our time was , we spent what felt like hours discussing vacations , life , tattoos , hobbies , like and dislikes . I finished with a shower and bid fair well ."
"I cant wait to see her again, and i’m almost positive that she will meet me wherever i might be next. I’ve never felt so happy to serve as beautiful & happy a creature as she is, and she generously shared her energy and magic with me, and made me feel like serving and worshipping her was what i was born to do. That might sound crazy, but in the moment with her, it doesnt seem crazy at all. It just seems like a delight you would never expect to experience."
"Tania provides a unique experience. She is very professional in all aspects. The haircut was top-notch. Her presence and skills after the haircut were top-notch. Put them together and Tania provides an experience that should be tried at least once (or again and again and again ). She is also just a warm and genuine person that is great to talk with."
"Her incall is immaculate and well set up, from the lighting/decor to the her playlist. I tend to be a bit nervous when meeting with a provider for the first time but she has a very charming and disarming personality about her that'll put anyone at ease. Also the haircut acts as a good icebreaker to get know each other a bit before the fun starts. She's very easy to talk to and gives a real good cut."
"She started off by giving me a literally life changing haircut and excellent sartorial advice.
After a quick rinse we got to know each other. Tania has intense personal energy and I got completely lost. Afterwards I felt like she’d hit my factory reset button.
Do yourself a favor and book time in Tania’s chair, there’s nothing else like it."
Haircuts are an additional 50 when you book 2 hours or less.
60 min/500 (on tour 600)
120 min/900 preferred first date
Longer bookings include a free haircut and require social time or a meal.
4 hour dinner/1600
6 hour dessert/2200
8 hour drinks/2800
10 hours passion/3200
12 hours pleasure/3800
Overnights require 8 hours sleep/24 hours
stay the night/5000
plan the weekend/7500
West Coast/Minimum 4 hour
Midwest/Minimum 6 hour
East Coast/Minimum 8 hour
Southwest/Minimum 10 hour
South/Minimum 12 hour
Social time is 200 for the first hour and 150 each additional hour. The maximum time being 8 hours.
Add an additional 100 for outcall to the greater Seattle area unless 4 hours or longer.
Add 100 for couples per hour.
Screening is always required. I see all genders, races, sexual orientations, and abilities. Please be at least 25 years old to book with me. Deposits of 100 are always required and can be made via cashapp, venmo, Uber gift cards, or Amazon gift cards. 50% deposit required for tour dates and anything booked for 4 hours or more.
Ask me about my cancellation policy.
When contacting me, please include your phone number and real name. You can also include days/times you are interested in seeing me. I am happy to answer questions about availability and general location. Once you are screened and deposit is paid you will receive my location and I am happy to answer more detailed questions you may have. My homebase is Seattle. I do tour often. You can get to know me more by following me on twitter and instagram linked below. I post travel dates and have many photos and videos. I look forward to meeting you! I'm just an email away....