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Tania the Tonsorial Artist
​Tania is a first class tonsorial artist.
​tonsorial adjective
:of or relating to a barber or the work of a barber
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Welcome to The Erotic Barbershop: The Exclusive Fantasy Barber Experience: FBE
I offer a unique blend of men’s grooming services and intimate encounters designed to elevate your sense of self and pleasure. With a perfect blend of professionalism and sensuality, my services go beyond the chair, providing an unforgettable experience.
**Grooming Services:**
- **Haircuts:** Personalized scissor and clipper cuts for all hair types, ensuring you look your best.
-**Beard trims are also available as well as shaves with a hot towel.
- **Skincare Treatments:** Indulge in facials, body scrubs, and manscaping tailored for your needs.
**Intimate Services:**
**Sensual Massage:** Experience full-body massages(FBSM) that awaken your senses, relax your mind, and melt away your stress.
**Companionship:** Enjoy the full girlfriend experience (GFE) including curated dates, engaging conversations, and uninhibited passion. If you are seeking a connection with a woman that can hold space for your desires and delights in fulfilling them this is for you.
-**Kink & Fetish Encounters:** Explore your kinks with a variety of services including role play, BDSM, pegging, feminization, body worship, tease and denial, chastity, and sensual domination. I am well versed in many other things kink and excited to explore with you in a judgement free space.
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**Travel & Availability:**
I am based in Los Angeles but can fly to your city for extended stays, bringing my unique services directly to you. Passport ready and eager to be your perfect travel companion, I frequently tour cities across the U.S., and I’d love to visit yours!
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**About Me:**
I move like shadows and silk, my long dark hair flowing with a quiet allure, while eyes—so deep they nearly melt into black—hold your gaze and dare you to look away. My fair skin, kissed by ink and adorned with tattoos that whisper secrets of my life, begs to be touched. Every curve is a masterpiece, every detail, from the soft, pillowy curve of my full red lips to the long, full lashes that frame my gaze, an invitation to explore. My hands and feet are always perfectly manicured, a touch of elegance in a world that only dreams of such detail. Draped in black leather, or lace, and sometimes teasing with a hint of red or animal print, I move in a rhythm that's all my own. Satin and silk slide over my skin like promises, while my high heels lift me higher, making every step a provocative dance, every glance an intoxicating pull. I am a seduction in motion, and you can't help but follow.
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I am a passionate and adventurous erotic barber whose primary goal is to create a safe and welcoming space for all my clients. With a love for life
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**Avid Learner:** I have a genuine love for learning and enjoy listening to and observing others from all walks of life. Whether it’s hearing personal stories or indulging in diverse perspectives, I find joy in connecting with people on meaningful levels.
**Fitness & Wellness:** Staying active is important to me. I find it not just good for my body but necessary for my mind as well. I hit the gym regularly to maintain my energy and stamina. This commitment to fitness and well-being reflects in the way I provide services that promote relaxation and self-care.
**Community Engagement:** Volunteering is a big part of who I am. I believe in giving back and making a positive impact in the community. I find it sexy when someone shows interest and empathy for others.
**Curious Explorer:** I have a love for travel and relish the opportunity to discover new places and cultures. This wanderlust fuels my desire to meet new people and experience different lifestyles, making each encounter a fresh and exciting adventure.
**Indulge in an Experience Like No Other**
Contact me today to schedule your appointment or discuss and create an experience tailored just for you. Your satisfaction, comfort, and pleasure are my top priorities!
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"Time with Tania was amazing and I felt like I was getting reaquainted with an old friend. She is smart, funny, and incredibly sexy. She treated me so well from the moment I walked in, all the way up until I left. There was never an awkward moment and this was one of my top experiences I've ever had, in every area"
"There are definitely no words that define Tania, a beautiful woman, a woman who is a stampede of passion from which you were not expecting, a lover of her profession who gives 190% of herself so that her partner feels in heaven, she shows passion, and shows that the most important thing is you in the time that you are with her, in a few words she is the closest to the definition of companion"
"The service - Was 2nd to none . Excellent communicator and true professional . She wants to cater to your every desire , if she can facilitate it . She smells amazing and looks even better , photos don’t do her justice . Amazing artwork all over her body and if your lucky you can come face to face with an amazing sexy tiger . I can’t stress enough how relaxing our time was , we spent what felt like hours discussing vacations , life , tattoos , hobbies , like and dislikes . I finished with a shower and bid fair well ."
"I cant wait to see her again, and i’m almost positive that she will meet me wherever i might be next. I’ve never felt so happy to serve as beautiful & happy a creature as she is, and she generously shared her energy and magic with me, and made me feel like serving and worshipping her was what i was born to do. That might sound crazy, but in the moment with her, it doesnt seem crazy at all. It just seems like a delight you would never expect to experience."
"Tania provides a unique experience. She is very professional in all aspects. The haircut was top-notch. Her presence and skills after the haircut were top-notch. Put them together and Tania provides an experience that should be tried at least once (or again and again and again ). She is also just a warm and genuine person that is great to talk with."
"Her incall is immaculate and well set up, from the lighting/decor to the her playlist. I tend to be a bit nervous when meeting with a provider for the first time but she has a very charming and disarming personality about her that'll put anyone at ease. Also the haircut acts as a good icebreaker to get know each other a bit before the fun starts. She's very easy to talk to and gives a real good cut."
"She started off by giving me a literally life changing haircut and excellent sartorial advice.
After a quick rinse we got to know each other. Tania has intense personal energy and I got completely lost. Afterwards I felt like she’d hit my factory reset button.
Do yourself a favor and book time in Tania’s chair, there’s nothing else like it."
Los Angeles/home
Haircuts are included, but not required in all GFE sessions
Outcall +100
Kink +100
Couples +200
In date extension 800/hr
Private incall downtown Los Angeles
GFE
1hr/700
90 min/900
2 hr/1200
3 hr/1700
Longer bookings require social time or a meal.
4 hr dinner/2000 preferred first date
6 hr dessert/2500
8 hr drinks/3000
10 hr passion/3500
12 hr pleasure/4000
Overnights require 8 hours sleep/24 hours.
stay the night/6000 24hrs
plan the weekend/8000 48hrs
FBSM incall only
+100 on tour
+100 kink/bondassage
+50 haircuts
60 min/400
90 min/600
120 min/800
Spa Packages and add ONS are incall only in Los Angeles
Just the cut/200
Haircut+30min FBSM/350
Haircut+60min FBSM/450
soaking tub body scrub +100
facial +100
dry body scrub +50
add on manscaping +100
add on beard trim+40
FMTY available with 1 week notice. Passport ready and love to travel.
Screening is always required. I see all genders, races, sexual orientations, and abilities. Please be at least 21 years old to book with me. Deposits of 25% are always required and can be made via cashapp, venmo, or Amazon gift cards. 50% deposit required for tour dates and anything booked for 4 hours or more.
Ask me about my cancellation policy.
Booking
When contacting me, please include your phone number and real name. You can also include days/times you are interested in seeing me. I am happy to answer questions about availability and general location. Once you are screened and deposit is paid you will receive my location and I am happy to answer more detailed questions you may have. My homebase is Los Angeles, CA. I do tour often. You can get to know me more by following me on X and instagram linked below. I am well reviewed on tnaboard, TER, EM, TNA, and PD. I post travel dates and have many photos and videos. I look forward to meeting you! I'm just an email away....
SAY HELLO
Email: taniaofseattle@gmail.com
Text: 206-913-1359
Available hours
Monday 8pm-midnight
Tuesday 8pm-midnight
Wednesday 7am-midnight
Thursday 7am-midnight
Friday 7am-midnight
Saturday 8pm-midnight
Sunday 9am-midnight